A Flat Coat Retriever has made history after succeeding in her bid to make paw shakes legally binding. Pasha Bonham Brown, aged nine, took the unprecedented move after deciding her owners were failing to come […]
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Rural dog declares urban smells to be superior
Wilbur Richardson-Oliver, a nine-year-old Border terrier from Perthshire, has announced that city smells are far more complex and intriguing than those found in the country. Richardson-Oliver, who has spent most of his life on a […]
Corgi plots bloody revolt
Winston “Che” Hamilton, a Liverpool-based Corgi, has announced that his lifelong dream of toppling the monarchy will soon become a reality. Quoting French thinker Denis Diderot, Comrade Hamilton told The Lab Report: “Men will never […]
Dog claims never to have fetched a ball
Jenny Madison, a three-year-old red Border collie, has claimed that she has never once been given the chance to fetch a ball, despite the fact that in the past week she has done exactly this […]
German shepherd has ‘resting bitch face’
Helga Johnston, a six-year-old German shepherd, has spoken of her disappointment on realising that she has a “resting bitch face”. Helga, who lives in seaside town of North Berwick in Scotland, says she is as happy […]
Dog declares love for shoe
Rigby Madeiros, a six-year-old Labrador, has declared his eternal love for a shoe. The cream-coloured dog woke up on Valentine’s Day and told the shoe: “You’re the one for me, baby. I adore you so […]
Lap dog wonders when he became ‘this monster’
A four-year-old Pekingese has just realised he is turning into exactly the sort of dog he used to despise. Mr Biscuits, who lives in the upmarket London district of Chelsea, confessed to The Lab Report […]
Puppy ‘phones in’ head tilt
Robinson Crichton-Williams, a Sheffield-based Labrador puppy, as admitted that he doesn’t understand the point of the cute head tilt and only really does it out of politeness. The revelation came after a video of Robinson’s siblings […]
‘Sexist’ Basset refuses to see female vet
Conrad Venables Junior, a Berkshire-based Basset hound, has made it plain that on no account will he be treated by a female vet. Venables, who has a lump on his leg that requires attention, has said […]
Greyhound hosts howling workshops
Gavin, a seven-year-old greyhound, has started holding creative workshops to help other dogs fulfil their howling potential. Gavin is widely regarded as a master in the art of using his voice to make it sound as […]
