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Cats by Ashley DaviesFeb 6, 20168:44 pmFebruary 6, 2016
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Cat explains open-door policy

Ginny, a middle-aged Siamese, has spelt out the reasons behind her strict open-door policy. . For years her owners have been irritated by the fact that she insists upon having doors opened for her, then […]

Uncategorized by Ashley DaviesFeb 6, 20162:05 pmFebruary 6, 2016
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Border collie seeks counselling for workaholism

Jet, a Yorkshire-based Border collie, has reluctantly started seeing a counsellor after receiving an ultimatum from his common-law-wife, Ruby.   Ruby had hoped that after Jet retired from farm work he would have more time […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesFeb 5, 20163:19 pmFebruary 5, 2016
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Cat can’t even remember what pissed her off

Tigger, a nine-year-old house and garden cat, has confessed that she doesn’t remember what she is so cross about. The Manchester-based cat realised quite suddenly that she’d been in the grip of a terrible fury […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesFeb 5, 201612:38 pmFebruary 5, 2016
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Village dogs hatch crotch-smelling plan

A group of dogs have hatched a plan to sniff every human crotch in their village in a single day. The group’s ringleader, Eric, a golden retriever, has decreed that the sniffing must be done […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesFeb 4, 20165:41 pmFebruary 4, 2016
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Cat stares at man pooping

A cat has broken into the bathroom of a two-bedroom apartment in order to watch a man poop. After her owner’s new boyfriend had been in the bathroom for what seemed like an unacceptably long […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesFeb 4, 20164:37 pmFebruary 4, 2016
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Staffie to treat herself

Daphne, a Glasgow-based Staffordshire bull terrier, has revealed plans to spend a few hours treating herself. Speaking exclusively to The Lab Report, Daphne explained that had she been planning some lavish experiences for several weeks. […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesFeb 2, 20165:23 pmFebruary 3, 2016
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Cat considers going on the game

Pearl, a grey and white mother of 18, is seriously considering going on the game. The good-natured cat, who lives in the Stockbridge area of Edinburgh, said she’s been “giving it away” these past 12 […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesFeb 2, 20161:05 pmFebruary 3, 2016
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Shiba Inu excessively proud of own anus

Neighbours of a four-year-old Shiba Inu called Gerald have agreed that he is too proud of his own anus. Gerald is described by those who know him as a “nice enough dog”, but “kind of […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesFeb 2, 20161:01 pmFebruary 3, 2016
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Jack Russell embarrassed about vibrating with joy at school gate

Roger Backpack, a six-year-old Jack Russell terrier, has admitted being mortified by his own behaviour outside a primary school this week. Roger, who prides himself on never letting his emotions get the better of him, […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesFeb 2, 201612:51 pmFebruary 3, 2016
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Shih Tzu mulls bob after break-up

Manchester-based Shih Tzu Xena is considering having her glossy long hair cut into a bob. Xena, three, who is well known for her luxuriant locks, has heard that getting a new look is a great […]

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