Pearl, a grey and white mother of 18, is seriously considering going on the game. The good-natured cat, who lives in the Stockbridge area of Edinburgh, said she’s been “giving it away” these past 12 […]
Shiba Inu excessively proud of own anus
Neighbours of a four-year-old Shiba Inu called Gerald have agreed that he is too proud of his own anus. Gerald is described by those who know him as a “nice enough dog”, but “kind of […]
Jack Russell embarrassed about vibrating with joy at school gate
Roger Backpack, a six-year-old Jack Russell terrier, has admitted being mortified by his own behaviour outside a primary school this week. Roger, who prides himself on never letting his emotions get the better of him, […]
Shih Tzu mulls bob after break-up
Manchester-based Shih Tzu Xena is considering having her glossy long hair cut into a bob. Xena, three, who is well known for her luxuriant locks, has heard that getting a new look is a great […]
Pug sick of rhetorical questions
Willy, a four-year-old Pug, this week complained to friends that he was sick of being patronised by humans. Chatting with pals via urine at tea-time on Monday, Willy said: “It’s the constant stream of dull […]
