Ian McDowell, a four-year-old Irish setter, has admitted that he is “deeply embarrassed” by the outfit his owner has chosen to wear while showing him at Crufts this year. The dog, whose “show name” is Peri-Peri […]
Three-legged dog happier than you will ever be
Christopher Hayes, a dog with three legs, has let it be known that despite his disability he is happier than you will ever be. Christopher, who has no idea how or when he lost his leg, made the […]
Dog runs out of wee too early in walk
Michael Dickson, a five-year-old Bichon Frise, was left feeling frustrated yesterday after squandering the contents of his bladder in the first 15 minutes of an hour-long walk. “It’s like if Shakespeare ran out of ink […]
Cat has newfound respect for woman who hit her by accident
Maria Dalton-Jones, a 13-year-old tabby, has let it be known that the woman she has despised her entire life has gone up in her estimation after a misunderstanding involving a pillow. Maria’s owner accidentally knocked […]
Cat explains reasons for suitcase urination
Goody Proctor, a two-year-old cat, has spoken out for the first time about her habit of urinating in suitcases. Goody’s owner travels regularly for work, and whenever the cat finds his suitcase unzipped – packed […]
Cat smells finger, declines cuddle
Robson Fielding, a chunky black and white cat, this week declined a cuddle from a person on the street after sniffing her finger. Huddersfield-based Fielding, eight, was on his way home after pooing in the […]
‘Paw shake’ ruling: Retriever makes legal history
A Flat Coat Retriever has made history after succeeding in her bid to make paw shakes legally binding. Pasha Bonham Brown, aged nine, took the unprecedented move after deciding her owners were failing to come […]
Cat has violent change of heart while being brushed
Irene Lawson-Jones, a two-year-old grey cat, this week aggressively changed her mind during a grooming session. The Leeds-based Russian grey was being brushed gently and lovingly by her owner James – a ritual she really […]
Rural dog declares urban smells to be superior
Wilbur Richardson-Oliver, a nine-year-old Border terrier from Perthshire, has announced that city smells are far more complex and intriguing than those found in the country. Richardson-Oliver, who has spent most of his life on a […]
Spaniel curates stick collection
Abigail Morrison, a four-year-old Spaniel, has revealed the hitherto secret location of a stick collection she has been curating for several weeks. Abigail has been collecting the sticks from a number of locations, including her […]
