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Uncategorized by Ashley DaviesFeb 3, 20174:43 pm
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Boston terrier aware that he’s a pick-up accessory

A young Boston terrier has confirmed he is fully aware that his owner is using him to pick up other men, and that he is perfectly fine with it. Archibald Bryant, three, said he first […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesDec 29, 20167:40 pmDecember 29, 2016
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Dachshund slams body-shamers

A respected local Dachshund has hit out at the “corrosive cult of canine body-shaming” that has resulted in a number of his family members being referred to as “sausage dogs”. Frankie Humpage, a well-known figure […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesDec 28, 20166:16 pm
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Cat blames presence of unruly children on Christmas tree

A large cat has justified her sustained and ferocious attack on a Christmas tree by making it known that she had established a clear connection between its presence and the arrival of several small children […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesSep 16, 20164:27 pm
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Dog plans to cross busy road to smell corduroys

A Nottinghamshire dog has told friends that he fully intends to cross a busy road to sniff the trousers of a passing walker. Joshua Barley, a ten-year-old golden retriever, let it be known that even […]

Uncategorized by Ashley DaviesJun 12, 20167:45 pmJune 12, 2016
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Local swan slams ‘time wasters’

Dwayne Roberts, a five-year-old swan, has launched a furious tirade against people he described as “time-wasters”. The swan, who lives on and around a small loch in central Edinburgh with several of his friends, said […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesMay 24, 20166:56 pm
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Cat really looking forward to next puke

Samantha Richardson-Pratt, a 10-year-old tabby, has announced that she is really looking forward to her next puke. Samantha, an Edinburgh-based house cat, said she couldn’t remember when she last threw up, but estimated that it […]

Dogs by Ashley DaviesMay 6, 20164:38 pm
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Labrador describes self as ‘a real foodie’

Roderick Manby-Saunders, an overweight chocolate Labrador, has declared himself to be “a real foodie”. “The clue’s in the breed name,” said Roderick, winking, prompting his wife Goldie to roll her eyes and leave the room. […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesApr 17, 201610:21 am
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Cats receive Whatsapp signal to attend sunny windowsills

Members of a 12-strong Whatsapp group this morning received an urgent signal to attend south-facing windowsills. The message was sent out by black cat Lavinia Bixby-Dangerfield, who woke up early on a Sunday morning and […]

Cats by Ashley DaviesApr 8, 20164:14 pm
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‘Body-positive’ cat claims box still fits her

Pamela Trimble-Phillips, a 12-year-old black and white cat, this week hit back at critics who suggested she needed a “more appropriate, looser-fitting” box. Pamela said she felt compelled to stand up to her detractors after receiving […]

Uncategorized by Ashley DaviesApr 1, 20164:38 pm
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Cat is locked in cupboard, fails to notice

Alfred Proudfoot, a four-year-old ginger cat, this week failed to notice that he had been locked in a wardrobe by accident. Proudfoot’s owner was tidying her Edinburgh flat in preparation for a visit from the […]

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