A four-year-old Pekingese has just realised he is turning into exactly the sort of dog he used to despise. Mr Biscuits, who lives in the upmarket London district of Chelsea, confessed to The Lab Report […]
Category: Dogs
Puppy ‘phones in’ head tilt
Robinson Crichton-Williams, a Sheffield-based Labrador puppy, as admitted that he doesn’t understand the point of the cute head tilt and only really does it out of politeness. The revelation came after a video of Robinson’s siblings […]
‘Sexist’ Basset refuses to see female vet
Conrad Venables Junior, a Berkshire-based Basset hound, has made it plain that on no account will he be treated by a female vet. Venables, who has a lump on his leg that requires attention, has said […]
Greyhound hosts howling workshops
Gavin, a seven-year-old greyhound, has started holding creative workshops to help other dogs fulfil their howling potential. Gavin is widely regarded as a master in the art of using his voice to make it sound as […]
Village dogs hatch crotch-smelling plan
A group of dogs have hatched a plan to sniff every human crotch in their village in a single day. The group’s ringleader, Eric, a golden retriever, has decreed that the sniffing must be done […]
Staffie to treat herself
Daphne, a Glasgow-based Staffordshire bull terrier, has revealed plans to spend a few hours treating herself. Speaking exclusively to The Lab Report, Daphne explained that had she been planning some lavish experiences for several weeks. […]
Shiba Inu excessively proud of own anus
Neighbours of a four-year-old Shiba Inu called Gerald have agreed that he is too proud of his own anus. Gerald is described by those who know him as a “nice enough dog”, but “kind of […]
Jack Russell embarrassed about vibrating with joy at school gate
Roger Backpack, a six-year-old Jack Russell terrier, has admitted being mortified by his own behaviour outside a primary school this week. Roger, who prides himself on never letting his emotions get the better of him, […]
Shih Tzu mulls bob after break-up
Manchester-based Shih Tzu Xena is considering having her glossy long hair cut into a bob. Xena, three, who is well known for her luxuriant locks, has heard that getting a new look is a great […]
Pug sick of rhetorical questions
Willy, a four-year-old Pug, this week complained to friends that he was sick of being patronised by humans. Chatting with pals via urine at tea-time on Monday, Willy said: “It’s the constant stream of dull […]
