A four-year-old Pekingese has just realised he is turning into exactly the sort of dog he used to despise. Mr Biscuits, who lives in the upmarket London district of Chelsea, confessed to The Lab Report […]

A four-year-old Pekingese has just realised he is turning into exactly the sort of dog he used to despise. Mr Biscuits, who lives in the upmarket London district of Chelsea, confessed to The Lab Report […]
Robinson Crichton-Williams, a Sheffield-based Labrador puppy, as admitted that he doesn’t understand the point of the cute head tilt and only really does it out of politeness. The revelation came after a video of Robinson’s siblings […]
Conrad Venables Junior, a Berkshire-based Basset hound, has made it plain that on no account will he be treated by a female vet. Venables, who has a lump on his leg that requires attention, has said […]
Gavin, a seven-year-old greyhound, has started holding creative workshops to help other dogs fulfil their howling potential. Gavin is widely regarded as a master in the art of using his voice to make it sound as […]
A group of dogs have hatched a plan to sniff every human crotch in their village in a single day. The group’s ringleader, Eric, a golden retriever, has decreed that the sniffing must be done […]
Daphne, a Glasgow-based Staffordshire bull terrier, has revealed plans to spend a few hours treating herself. Speaking exclusively to The Lab Report, Daphne explained that had she been planning some lavish experiences for several weeks. […]
Neighbours of a four-year-old Shiba Inu called Gerald have agreed that he is too proud of his own anus. Gerald is described by those who know him as a “nice enough dog”, but “kind of […]
Roger Backpack, a six-year-old Jack Russell terrier, has admitted being mortified by his own behaviour outside a primary school this week. Roger, who prides himself on never letting his emotions get the better of him, […]
Manchester-based Shih Tzu Xena is considering having her glossy long hair cut into a bob. Xena, three, who is well known for her luxuriant locks, has heard that getting a new look is a great […]
Willy, a four-year-old Pug, this week complained to friends that he was sick of being patronised by humans. Chatting with pals via urine at tea-time on Monday, Willy said: “It’s the constant stream of dull […]