Ian McDowell, a four-year-old Irish setter, has admitted that he is “deeply embarrassed” by the outfit his owner has chosen to wear while showing him at Crufts this year. The dog, whose “show name” is Peri-Peri […]
Category: Dogs
Three-legged dog happier than you will ever be
Christopher Hayes, a dog with three legs, has let it be known that despite his disability he is happier than you will ever be. Christopher, who has no idea how or when he lost his leg, made the […]
Dog runs out of wee too early in walk
Michael Dickson, a five-year-old Bichon Frise, was left feeling frustrated yesterday after squandering the contents of his bladder in the first 15 minutes of an hour-long walk. “It’s like if Shakespeare ran out of ink […]
‘Paw shake’ ruling: Retriever makes legal history
A Flat Coat Retriever has made history after succeeding in her bid to make paw shakes legally binding. Pasha Bonham Brown, aged nine, took the unprecedented move after deciding her owners were failing to come […]
Rural dog declares urban smells to be superior
Wilbur Richardson-Oliver, a nine-year-old Border terrier from Perthshire, has announced that city smells are far more complex and intriguing than those found in the country. Richardson-Oliver, who has spent most of his life on a […]
Spaniel curates stick collection
Abigail Morrison, a four-year-old Spaniel, has revealed the hitherto secret location of a stick collection she has been curating for several weeks. Abigail has been collecting the sticks from a number of locations, including her […]
Corgi plots bloody revolt
Winston “Che” Hamilton, a Liverpool-based Corgi, has announced that his lifelong dream of toppling the monarchy will soon become a reality. Quoting French thinker Denis Diderot, Comrade Hamilton told The Lab Report: “Men will never […]
Dog claims never to have fetched a ball
Jenny Madison, a three-year-old red Border collie, has claimed that she has never once been given the chance to fetch a ball, despite the fact that in the past week she has done exactly this […]
German shepherd has ‘resting bitch face’
Helga Johnston, a six-year-old German shepherd, has spoken of her disappointment on realising that she has a “resting bitch face”. Helga, who lives in seaside town of North Berwick in Scotland, says she is as happy […]
Dog declares love for shoe
Rigby Madeiros, a six-year-old Labrador, has declared his eternal love for a shoe. The cream-coloured dog woke up on Valentine’s Day and told the shoe: “You’re the one for me, baby. I adore you so […]
