A small dog who chooses to spend much of her time in a pram has declared that she’s “done with drama”. Bunty Trepte-Orr, who lives in Edinburgh, said: “My 2017 new year’s resolution was to […]

A small dog who chooses to spend much of her time in a pram has declared that she’s “done with drama”. Bunty Trepte-Orr, who lives in Edinburgh, said: “My 2017 new year’s resolution was to […]
A young Rottweiler has said he doesn’t mind being blamed for the high levels of seasonal gas being passed by his owners and their recent visitors. Ronald Rogers, a three-year-old father of four, first became […]
A five-year-old Border terrier has decided he is tired of being an arsehole. Fergus Magnusson, who lives just outside Glasgow, says he’s been a real arsehole for as long as he can remember, and is […]
A respected local Dachshund has hit out at the “corrosive cult of canine body-shaming” that has resulted in a number of his family members being referred to as “sausage dogs”. Frankie Humpage, a well-known figure […]
A Nottinghamshire dog has told friends that he fully intends to cross a busy road to sniff the trousers of a passing walker. Joshua Barley, a ten-year-old golden retriever, let it be known that even […]
Roderick Manby-Saunders, an overweight chocolate Labrador, has declared himself to be “a real foodie”. “The clue’s in the breed name,” said Roderick, winking, prompting his wife Goldie to roll her eyes and leave the room. […]
Bitcoin Jackson, a four-month-old goldendoodle, has outlined his ambitions to make money out of his face, which he has described as “the perfect embodiment of contrition in the digital age”. Bitcoin resolved to formulate his […]
Stewart McPherson, a ten-year-old golden retriever, has distanced himself from a message left in his own urine eight hours earlier, claiming to have no memory of having made the observation. Chipping Norton-based Stewart was having […]
Tabitha Montague, a ten-year-old Chihuahua, has spoken out about the under-representation of middle-aged bitches in the arts. Tabitha appeared in three television commercials in her younger years, as well as being the face of a […]
Dozens of King Charles spaniels were left speechless over the weekend when one of their elite events was crashed by what they described as a “cross-breed”. Cavalier Club captain, Monsieur Dubois (show name Marmalade Marmalade Full […]