Pamela Trimble-Phillips, a 12-year-old black and white cat, this week hit back at critics who suggested she needed a “more appropriate, looser-fitting” box. Pamela said she felt compelled to stand up to her detractors after receiving […]

Pamela Trimble-Phillips, a 12-year-old black and white cat, this week hit back at critics who suggested she needed a “more appropriate, looser-fitting” box. Pamela said she felt compelled to stand up to her detractors after receiving […]
Hector Bonnington-Jones, a 12-year-old cat, has spoken of his “deep remorse and regret” after posting a defamatory restaurant review on Tripadvisor. Bonnington-Jones wrote the review after the upmarket Chester restaurant he had been frequenting every night […]
Maria Dalton-Jones, a 13-year-old tabby, has let it be known that the woman she has despised her entire life has gone up in her estimation after a misunderstanding involving a pillow. Maria’s owner accidentally knocked […]
Goody Proctor, a two-year-old cat, has spoken out for the first time about her habit of urinating in suitcases. Goody’s owner travels regularly for work, and whenever the cat finds his suitcase unzipped – packed […]
Robson Fielding, a chunky black and white cat, this week declined a cuddle from a person on the street after sniffing her finger. Huddersfield-based Fielding, eight, was on his way home after pooing in the […]
Irene Lawson-Jones, a two-year-old grey cat, this week aggressively changed her mind during a grooming session. The Leeds-based Russian grey was being brushed gently and lovingly by her owner James – a ritual she really […]
Aretha Dixon, a Brighton-based cat, has expressed gratitude for the sewing project that her owner started specifically for her to have something interesting to sit on. To the untrained eye it might have looked as […]
Amelia Henderson, a fluffy grey and white cat, has spoken out about what she regards as the modern scourge of anthropomorphism. The 12-year-old Devon-based cat said she is sick of people attributing human characteristics or […]
Wilfred Thorpe, a ten-year-old ginger cat, has declared himself captain of his neighbourhood watch scheme. Mr Thorpe has over the years grown dissatisfied with the “slapdash” attitude to security in his area and has taken […]
Dudley Farquharson-Moffat, a ten-year-old moggie, has completed several years of research into which areas of the human body are the most delicate. The findings are part of a study he set up to help cats […]