Neighbours of a four-year-old Shiba Inu called Gerald have agreed that he is too proud of his own anus.
Gerald is described by those who know him as a “nice enough dog”, but “kind of in your face” when it comes to his anus.
Speaking on condition of anonymity, a Red Setter who frequents the same park, said: “I mean, it’s a butthole so of course it’s really interesting, but it’s so in your face, you know?
“A mutual friend raised the matter with him recently but he was unrepentant, claiming the prominent asshole was just an aspect of his breed, but come on man, his tail bends back towards his actual head. He knows exactly what he’s doing. He has no shame.”
When The Lab Report contacted Gerald about his neighbours’ complaints he issued a statement which read: “Haters gonna hate. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.”